FINALLY: Madonna Fulfills Promise To Leave America

Before the 2016 election occurred, Madonna promised to leave America if then-candidate Donald Trump beat out Hillary Clinton in November.

Then, when Trump did become president, she threatened to bomb the White House, causing outrage and prompting the Secret Service to investigate her.

However, it seems America is out of the woods, as Madonna has officially left the country, opting to move to Portugal for a “new chapter” and “different vantage point” in her life, where she plans to work on her upcoming film and create new music.

“The energy of Portugal is so inspiring. I feel very creative and alive here and I look forward to working on my film LOVED and making New Music!!!” said the pop singer wrote.

I used to be a basket case but now I Live in Lisbon! 🇵🇹♥️💯🎼🐎🍷💃🏻😂 👜!

A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) on Sep 2, 2017 at 10:02am PDT

The energy of Portugal is so inspiring. I feel very creative and alive here and I look forward to working on my film LOVED and making New Music!!! ❤️🇵🇹. 🎼🎤🎬🎥. This will be the next Chapter in My Book! 📚📕📚📕📚♥️ It's time to conquer the world from a different vantage point!! 🌏🎉🌈🙏🏻

A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) on Sep 2, 2017 at 8:36am PDT

Thus far, Madonna is the only prominent liberal to actually get on her feet and leave the country — we’re still waiting on Al Sharpton, Samuel L. Jackson, and Miley Cyrus.

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